WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?
IM ACTUALLY CRYING
tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
Can I just say that I love how West Collins is 2 years old and basically has his own fandom already
Like has any other toddler accomplished this ever
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
I’d wish for unlimited wishes
on body image.
last night i was not feeling well. i was apathetic and a little depressed and i was having some serious body image issues (i wrote something last night that i’ll post under the cut because it may be triggering), but i’m getting better. i only have three days of class left until finals and, because that’s my main source of stress right now, i’m sure i’ll feel better soon enough.
i started working on a post on having a healthy body image and preventing eating disorders today. it’s helping me get through this. i like having someone else to write for, it makes it less about me and more about the general reader. i like that.
here’s the little thing i scrawled last night. when i say “in two weeks” i mean that finals end in two weeks and the semester will be over, alleviating my anxiety.
a story about a girl and boy who fall in love with each other at first sight and then the boy reveals he’s an incubus come to steal her soul and then she reveals she’s a succubus trying to steal his and they laugh and go get drinks together
That’s actually the cutest fucking thing I’ve seen today.
it has been three days since my infiltration into the nest
they do not suspect a thing